I should probably start off by saying I'm socially awkward. I make fun of creepers, but if I'm put in weird situations I say really, really inappropriate things. I can't help it. I'm just a twitchy person, I guess.
My great-aunt Pat passed away this week, so last night I went to the visitation. I guess most of you know how those go. You see a lot of relatives that look vaguely familiar from your childhood, but you have no idea who they are.
So this older lady corners me and makes the usual statement, "I haven't seen you since you were a baby! You are all grown up!" I just agreed that I am now grown up. Then she adds, "The last time I saw you, you threw up all over me." I stood there not knowing what to say. To fill the space she adds, "And I mean ALL over me." I finally said, "Well, I could probably do that again for you. You know for old times sake?" and took off!
about me
- WindyBug
- I'm a 28-year-old girl. My life can basically be summed up in two sentences. I take pictures. A lot of weird stuff happens to me. I now have a blog for each. On this blog, I'll try my best to document all my creeper encounters.
If you like my photos please check me out on Flickr. You can view all of my pictures there. Plus a few even have their own stories.
3 comments:
Buhahahaha.
I think that was a good reaction.
What are you suposed to say? Those were some good times?
Silliness
LOL Sounds like something you would say...but really, what were you suppose to say?
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